Murder Drones

Awesome drone powers may not be included with this pin. but you can still become one of our cute puppets?DetailsGlows in the dark.

'IT CAME FROM COPPER 9' which is a totally real movie that we didn't make up and whose poster you can buy right now!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

RAWRT-rex noisesSound of Cyn eating you while looking adorable

INSERT CUTE PLUSH DESCRIPTIONDESCRIPTION SUCCESSFULI AM NOW HEADING TO YOUR HOUSEDesign by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

LOOOK! A high quality enamel Cyn pin. Put her on your bag and signify to the world that you support the demise of all sentient beings AND the right for Cyn to eat to her heart's content <3Designed by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Look how cute she is!! Just hanging around ready to rip you to pieces. Put her on your bag or keys and let her defend them from everyone. including you!Design by @cheerpuppy14.

Our second AniMEGAZ statue is here with the host of the Absolute Solver herself: Cyn. rendered in immaculate detail. and ready to adorn your shelf and haunt your nightmares.Product designed by Courtney Brenek and Erick ScarecrowPackage designed by Johanna Li

If you hear whispering and mechanical giggles when you place her on your desk..... no you didn't.Product design by Matt Gaglione & Ana Mendes @zaphk. packaging design by Matt Gaglione and Mosspuppie.

When you wear this shirt. you are wearing Cyn who is wearing Tessa. It's like several layers of messed up.Design by: @mosspuppieApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches. ±1 inch. Click here for our Measurement Guide. Size Length Width XS 27" 16" S 28" 18" M 29" 20"...

Congratulations! You can now wear a jacket to support your delusion that you will graduate. To clarify. it's not that we don't think you're smart. it's just we doubt your ability to outrun the cosmic entity that wants to eat you. Go school!Designed by...

Note: Some sizes of this item are on pre-order. Size XL and XXL will begin shipping in early-September. Wear this and feel the warm embrace of Cyn. All around you. Forever. Smiley face. Designed by Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs ApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches. ±1...

Is it a deep. mysterious necklace with a lot of meaning and backstory? Or is it a design we just thought looked kinda cool? Yes. 

Commemorate your summer at Camp 98.7 with this mug we looted from the frozen campers. Includes 3 free stickers to stick on things you'll later regret.Design by: Courtney Brenek and @mosspuppie

Yes. we saw all your tweets about her. We hope you're happy. because she's certainly not - just look how angy she is.The Doll Plush comes with a removable eyepatch.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Courtney Brenek

We had a good description here. but it kept turning into Russian for some reason. Also our computer telekinetically exploded. Probably had nothing to do with this pin. right. 

Doll is back!!! Kind of...almost. She lives on in our hearts and acrylic keychains we hang on our bags at least.Design by @cheerpuppy14.

Doll sadly didn't make it. But this shirt did!Design by: Paolo Gazola @gazo1aApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches. ±1 inch. Click here for our Measurement Guide. Size Length Width XS 27" 16" S 28" 18" M 29" 20" L 30" 22" XL 31" 24" 2XL 32" 26"...

Okay look... we know what you're expecting. you're expecting us to make a joke about her being dead? Come on give us some credit. we are professionals and we put real thought and care into these descriptions. Doll is a complex compelling character. and...

Doll's not gone. she's right here with us. She's actually always with us. Following. Always following us. Forever.Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Guillaume Coquel Danchin @thumperdanchin.

You can now own your very own disappointing father figure in plush form!Khan Plush features a removable mustache and magnetic door remote (door not included).MaterialPP Cotton & Plush Fabric.Size10.5 x 8 x 6 inches (Height. Width. Depth)ShippingThis is on pre-order and is expected to...