Murder Drones

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Hit your fluid quotas and hydration KPIs. because the official JC Jenson Water Bottle is here to fulfil all of your water-based intake requirements.Designed by: Latticha L

Bless the well-made quality assured durability of JC Jenson! This pen even comes with free onboarding pamphlet to indoctrinate prepare you for a life of corporate servitude. How generous!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.DetailsInk Color: Black

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July.With the JC Jenson Mug. you can feel like the KPIs and quarterly budgets are entering your body with every caffeinated sip.Comes with one double sided coaster featuring two different designs!Designed...

J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush homeDesigned by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Wear this hat and you become an official employee of JC Jenson! The employment package includes unexpected death. eldritch nightmares. and a free name badge!

With the J plush. the gang's all here! Recreate your favourite Disassembly Drone scenes. such as J yelling at N. J hitting N. or J threatening N's life and trying to end the planet (planet destroying force not included)!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November."Get ready to feel super productive with these Pendantz at your side. These J pendants are built to make you work. I mean just look at them. They're just so small and...

Finally a hoodie for J! We sent it through the proper JC Jenson approval process to get it right. There was a lot of back and forth with upper management but then they kinda just stopped replying altogether.... we're gonna take that as approval!Designed...

J's not hanging around on company time. She's doing business. The business of making sure that you keep doing your business. And business is booming.Design by @cheerpuppy14.

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-September.Your favourite twintailed drone is here in statue form! If you put it on a high shelf. you can pretend J is constantly looking down and judging you. just like in...

J threatened us with a lot of unspeakable violence if she didn't get her own Animatez and well we refuse to live in fear.Product design by Matt Gaglione & Ana Mendes @zaphk. packaging design by Matt Gaglione and Mosspuppie.

HE'S SQUISHY AND CUTE AND ADORABLE AND SMOL AND BABY AND DOESN'T KNOW ABCs AND-Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Meet your new camp counsellor! He doesn't know what he's doing. but tell him he's doing a good job by giving him a big hug. Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

Look who's the cutest little murderous robot! N may be little. but he's still very capable of both loving you and slaughtering countless innocent drones.Product design by Elle Nguyen & Guillaume Coquel Danchin @thumperdanchin. packaging design by Matt Gaglione.

The third and final Murder Drones album covering the music from Episodes 7 and 8. so you can enjoy the epic sounds and (shudder) nightcore through the sultry sounds of your vinyl player. Please note that due to the custom nature of the vinyl's...

The second Murder Drones Vinyl is here! Listen to all the spooooooky tunes from episodes 4. 5. and 6!Please note that due to the custom nature of the vinyl's design. there may be small variations in the final product in comparison to the preview...

The iconic soundtrack of Murder Drones now coming to you in a vinyl. Enjoy all the soothing and horrific tracks from episodes 1-3 in sweet. delicious. analogue form. Please note that due to the custom nature of the vinyl's design. there may be small...

Dress up as your favourite female disassembly drone. and also J. with this 2-in-1 pack of Murder Drones stockings! Perfect for cosplays. casual wear. or slaughtering the innocent (the blood will be hard to wash out though).

If I have to explain what these are then your parents have failed you.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls and Mosspuppie.