Murder Drones

If you hear whispering and mechanical giggles when you place her on your desk..... no you didn't.Product design by Matt Gaglione & Ana Mendes @zaphk. packaging design by Matt Gaglione and Mosspuppie.

When you wear this shirt. you are wearing Cyn who is wearing Tessa. It's like several layers of messed up.Design by: @mosspuppieApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches. ±1 inch. Click here for our Measurement Guide. Size Length Width XS 27" 16" S 28" 18" M 29" 20"...

Congratulations! You can now wear a jacket to support your delusion that you will graduate. To clarify. it's not that we don't think you're smart. it's just we doubt your ability to outrun the cosmic entity that wants to eat you. Go school!Designed by...

Is it a deep. mysterious necklace with a lot of meaning and backstory? Or is it a design we just thought looked kinda cool? Yes. 

Commemorate your summer at Camp 98.7 with this mug we looted from the frozen campers. Includes 3 free stickers to stick on things you'll later regret.Design by: Courtney Brenek and @mosspuppie

Yes. we saw all your tweets about her. We hope you're happy. because she's certainly not - just look how angy she is.The Doll Plush comes with a removable eyepatch.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Courtney Brenek

We had a good description here. but it kept turning into Russian for some reason. Also our computer telekinetically exploded. Probably had nothing to do with this pin. right. 

Doll is back!!! Kind of...almost. She lives on in our hearts and acrylic keychains we hang on our bags at least.Design by @cheerpuppy14.

Doll sadly didn't make it. But this shirt did!Design by: Paolo Gazola @gazo1aApparelUnisex FitMeasurements are in inches. ±1 inch. Click here for our Measurement Guide. Size Length Width XS 27" 16" S 28" 18" M 29" 20" L 30" 22" XL 31" 24" 2XL 32" 26"...

Okay look... we know what you're expecting. you're expecting us to make a joke about her being dead? Come on give us some credit. we are professionals and we put real thought and care into these descriptions. Doll is a complex compelling character. and...

Doll's not gone. she's right here with us. She's actually always with us. Following. Always following us. Forever.Product and packaging design by Matt Gaglione & Guillaume Coquel Danchin @thumperdanchin.

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Bless the well-made quality assured durability of JC Jenson! This pen even comes with free onboarding pamphlet to indoctrinate prepare you for a life of corporate servitude. How generous!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.DetailsInk Color: Black

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July.With the JC Jenson Mug. you can feel like the KPIs and quarterly budgets are entering your body with every caffeinated sip.Comes with one double sided coaster featuring two different designs!Designed...

J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush homeDesigned by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Wear this hat and you become an official employee of JC Jenson! The employment package includes unexpected death. eldritch nightmares. and a free name badge!

With the J plush. the gang's all here! Recreate your favourite Disassembly Drone scenes. such as J yelling at N. J hitting N. or J threatening N's life and trying to end the planet (planet destroying force not included)!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to ship in early-November."Get ready to feel super productive with these Pendantz at your side. These J pendants are built to make you work. I mean just look at them. They're just so small and...

Finally a hoodie for J! We sent it through the proper JC Jenson approval process to get it right. There was a lot of back and forth with upper management but then they kinda just stopped replying altogether.... we're gonna take that as approval!Designed...

J's not hanging around on company time. She's doing business. The business of making sure that you keep doing your business. And business is booming.Design by @cheerpuppy14.