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Pin Kaboodle on your back and pretend like he's talking to you! Only pretend though. if he actually does start talking. call a doctor.Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

It's the jumbo-sized Jax plush! Well. he's still smaller than the real Jax. but he's like. larger than most other Jax Plushes. But then again. Jax himself isn't real. or at least that's what our therapist keeps telling us.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

Hit your fluid quotas and hydration KPIs. because the official JC Jenson Water Bottle is here to fulfil all of your water-based intake requirements.Designed by: Latticha L

Bless the well-made quality assured durability of JC Jenson! This pen even comes with free onboarding pamphlet to indoctrinate prepare you for a life of corporate servitude. How generous!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.DetailsInk Color: Black

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July.With the JC Jenson Mug. you can feel like the KPIs and quarterly budgets are entering your body with every caffeinated sip.Comes with one double sided coaster featuring two different designs!Designed...

J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush homeDesigned by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Wear this hat and you become an official employee of JC Jenson! The employment package includes unexpected death. eldritch nightmares. and a free name badge!

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August.Pomni is in her Jax era - after all. who wouldn't want to be inside Jax?This plush comes with a tiny plush gun attachable with magnets and storable in a tiny...

Okay we're going to admit. we don't know why we made these. And there's two of them in there so...I dunno I guess you show twice as many people the kind of person you are.Designed by: Courtney BrenekPackage design by: Star Liu

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 19 will begin shipping in late-August. It's Jax! And he's laughing! But at what? Is it you? You'll have to bring him home to find out for sure.Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower.

Jax pin just lounging around watching funny things happen to people.Design by Josh Palmer @zeurel.

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in early-August; orders made after June 7th is expected to begin shipping in late-August; Orders made after June 26 is expected to begin shipping in late-October. Set box orders made after June...

Small enough to hang on your bag. but still big enough to ruin your self esteem.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Note: Some sizes of this item are on pre-order. Sizes S will begin shipping in early-August.Ever wanted to crawl inside Jax's skin and see what it's like to be him? Well now you can do the legal version of that and wear this super...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 4 will begin shipping in early-September.Just squeeze Jax's hands and watch his ears flop around! He hates it so much!! KEEP GOING!!! Designed by Latticha L. @Mosspuppie

Jax as a conveniently pillow-shaped plush! That means you can do to Jax what people normally do with pillows: throw them at walls really hard with the intention of causing pain!Designed by Latticha L. Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs. Rosie de Bruin @PuffcakeRosie

The ingredients that make up the Jax burger are highly classified. All you need to know is that he has little sesame seeds on the top and toe beans at the bottom...be blissfully ignorant to the rest.  Designed by Mosspuppie with packaging by Latticha...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after July 3rd will begin shipping in early-August. Are you tired of not being able to mockingly sneer at the people you leave behind you? Well fear no longer. as you let the Jax Bag do...

Note: This product is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-September. Orders made after June 5 will begin shipping in mid-November. We put Jax on top of a monument of all of his traumas. regrets. anxieties. and pain. It would look REALLY...