New Arrivals

What is that expression? Why is he wearing Pomni's clothes? Why does he come with a tiny frog attachable by a magnet in his hand? All excellent questions that we will probably not answer any time soon.The Pomni-Suit Jax Plush comes with a frog...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after July 25 will begin shipping in late-August.It's Pomni! Take her home today and she'll be able to have an existential crisis right there in your own house!Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower.

She tried to escape. so we sewed this keychain to her hand so you can keep a safe eye on her.Designed by Mosspuppie.

Treat this plush the way you would treat your real hamster. If that involves throwing her against a brick wall. that's between you and your god.Design by Mosspuppie.

In an effort to improve Pomni's quality of life we removed her limbs. She can no longer run. jump or leave...she is at peace. Well at least we think so. she hasn't moved so we're choosing to believe it's peace.Designed by Latticha L. Matt...

Yes we know that the Abstraction is obviously Jax. but we needed to name it like this so that we don't spoil the ending through a keychain. That said. since YOU know who this is. you can have all the fun you want in...

Uzi's mom is built like a bag that you can wear in 2 ways! It also has a clear screen so you can display ALL your Murder Drones pins and OC fanart for the whole world to see!Design by: Courtney Brenek

We decided to put the old and present Nori in this plush duo so you can have double the mommy issues.Product comes with both drone and heart Nori. attachable via magnets.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

Was she ever called Noir Ragatha in the show? Not really. the bar scene didn't have an adventure name. But. it's canon now - the merchandise gods said so.Designed by: Dylanwildo. Matt Gaglione (@mansizemeatballs) and Latticha L

Look at this sweet. murderous boi. Adopt this N plushie and he'll protect you forever (with deadly force).

He's so sleepy in his little pajamas. Don't wake N up though. he needs his sleep to fight against the horrors missing school the next day.The N Pajama Plush comes with a removable sleep mask you can even wear yourself!Designed by Dylanwildo and Latticha L

This cushion is a lot softer than the head of the real N. but it is easily as cute. Get one and it'll be like cuddling your very own disembodied N head!

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August.Pull Zooble apart! Rearrange their limbs and throw them around. A perfectly sane and healthy way to deal with your issues.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

The perfect tote bag to store your raw meats. litterbugs. and all your other gross secret objects...you weirdo.Designed by Courtney Brenek and Mosspuppie.

Such a cute looking plush couldn't be sinister. right 🥺? But that's what the V plush wants you to think… 

She bites. she fights and she has toe beans out of spite.Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Camping fit includes weapon arms. chaotic energy. and something unholy behind the eyes. Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

She's soft. She's cursed. She's probably watching you sleep with UV glowing eyes and teeth!!! Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

For once. Uzi is as tall as the rest of her friends (but she's still pretty small). Pick her up today and maybe she'll change her mind on the whole “kill all humans” thing.

Quiet. Uzi's finally getting some sleep after all the craziness of saving the planet and everything. How come we never saw her pajamas before. you ask? Don't ask about that!The Uzi Pajama Plush comes with a removable sleep mask you can even wear yourself!Designed...