New Arrivals

Didn't think Frankie could get smaller (or cuter) but there she is! Bring her everywhere and let her magic come to life (if you see talking animals though. that's not the keychain).Part of a set with the Gwen Plush Keychain and Andi Plush Keychain....

Ah. the ever reliable Frankie Plush. She will guard you while you sleep. and also talk to her hallucinations while you sleep. Which one of us can say they are truly real. anyway?Designed by @Dylandwildo and Courtney Brenek.

This keychain does not actually float. that's just its name. It's confusing. we know. It's also cute though. and this little guy will hang from your bag to kill your enemies (not really. but it's nice to pretend. right?)Designed by: Latticha L and @Dylanwilldo

Yes. we saw all your tweets about her. We hope you're happy. because she's certainly not - just look how angy she is.The Doll Plush comes with a removable eyepatch.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Courtney Brenek

Protect this lil' baby plush. take him everywhere with you and don't let him out of your sight or he will cry.Design by Mosspuppie.

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 8 are expected to ship in early-August. Orders made after June 27 are expected to ship in late-August.A two keychain plushie set of a happy couple with magnetised hands so that they can never...

You can now own your very own disappointing father figure in plush form!Khan Plush features a removable mustache and magnetic door remote (door not included).MaterialPP Cotton & Plush Fabric.Size10.5 x 8 x 6 inches (Height. Width. Depth)ShippingThis is on pre-order and is expected to...

Finally.... a father figure you can physically throw across the room. Unlike our father figures. he also comes with an actual exposed brain and detachable knife!Designed by: Matt Gaglione (@mansizedmeatballs) and Dylan Langmaid (@dylanwilldo)

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 26 will begin shipping in late-August. He's a clown with bad jokes and you're a person buying a clown plush. Neither of you are having your best moment. but we think you should cherish it.Designed...

A Kaboodle plush of your very own to take on adventures. His arms bend so you can in theory wear him like a backpack. but only if your shoulders are very small or if you are very flexible. But hey. Kaboodle thinks you can...

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

It's the jumbo-sized Jax plush! Well. he's still smaller than the real Jax. but he's like. larger than most other Jax Plushes. But then again. Jax himself isn't real. or at least that's what our therapist keeps telling us.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August.Pomni is in her Jax era - after all. who wouldn't want to be inside Jax?This plush comes with a tiny plush gun attachable with magnets and storable in a tiny...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 19 will begin shipping in late-August. It's Jax! And he's laughing! But at what? Is it you? You'll have to bring him home to find out for sure.Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower.

Small enough to hang on your bag. but still big enough to ruin your self esteem.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Jax as a conveniently pillow-shaped plush! That means you can do to Jax what people normally do with pillows: throw them at walls really hard with the intention of causing pain!Designed by Latticha L. Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs. Rosie de Bruin @PuffcakeRosie

The ingredients that make up the Jax burger are highly classified. All you need to know is that he has little sesame seeds on the top and toe beans at the bottom...be blissfully ignorant to the rest.  Designed by Mosspuppie with packaging by Latticha...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after July 3rd will begin shipping in early-August. Are you tired of not being able to mockingly sneer at the people you leave behind you? Well fear no longer. as you let the Jax Bag do...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 4 will begin shipping in early-August. Orders made after June 11 will begin shipping in late September.We reverse polarised the magnets in the two of them so that they actually push each other away....

Wow. who fished her out of the water? We did. that's who. And now you can bring Gwen anywhere you go (just remember to hide her if security shows up).Part of a set with the Frankie Plush Keychain and Andi Plush Keychain. Pick them...