Accessories

This BIG Uzi Plush will help your anxiety disappear when you hug her... but run if you start to hear manic laughing.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

It's the jumbo-sized Jax plush! Well. he's still smaller than the real Jax. but he's like. larger than most other Jax Plushes. But then again. Jax himself isn't real. or at least that's what our therapist keeps telling us.Designed by: Dylanwildo and Latticha L

J has taken it upon herself to spread the holy gospel of JCJenson far and wide. Help her hit her KPIs by bringing this plush homeDesigned by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Wear this hat and you become an official employee of JC Jenson! The employment package includes unexpected death. eldritch nightmares. and a free name badge!

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-August.Pomni is in her Jax era - after all. who wouldn't want to be inside Jax?This plush comes with a tiny plush gun attachable with magnets and storable in a tiny...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 19 will begin shipping in late-August. It's Jax! And he's laughing! But at what? Is it you? You'll have to bring him home to find out for sure.Design by Lucy Xue @cryoflower.

Small enough to hang on your bag. but still big enough to ruin your self esteem.Design by Angelica Zhang @Ang_z8S.

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 4 will begin shipping in early-September.Just squeeze Jax's hands and watch his ears flop around! He hates it so much!! KEEP GOING!!! Designed by Latticha L. @Mosspuppie

Jax as a conveniently pillow-shaped plush! That means you can do to Jax what people normally do with pillows: throw them at walls really hard with the intention of causing pain!Designed by Latticha L. Matt Gaglione @mansizemeatballs. Rosie de Bruin @PuffcakeRosie

The ingredients that make up the Jax burger are highly classified. All you need to know is that he has little sesame seeds on the top and toe beans at the bottom...be blissfully ignorant to the rest.  Designed by Mosspuppie with packaging by Latticha...

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after July 3rd will begin shipping in early-August. Are you tired of not being able to mockingly sneer at the people you leave behind you? Well fear no longer. as you let the Jax Bag do...

The Jax acrylic keychain - perfect for capturing the raw fear of man versus vegetable.Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang

Note: This item is on pre-order. Orders made after June 4 will begin shipping in early-August. Orders made after June 11 will begin shipping in late September.We reverse polarised the magnets in the two of them so that they actually push each other away....

With the J plush. the gang's all here! Recreate your favourite Disassembly Drone scenes. such as J yelling at N. J hitting N. or J threatening N's life and trying to end the planet (planet destroying force not included)!Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

J's not hanging around on company time. She's doing business. The business of making sure that you keep doing your business. And business is booming.Design by @cheerpuppy14.

Wow. who fished her out of the water? We did. that's who. And now you can bring Gwen anywhere you go (just remember to hide her if security shows up).Part of a set with the Frankie Plush Keychain and Andi Plush Keychain. Pick them...

Note: This is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in mid-August. It's Gummigoo! He's real! Or at least this depiction of him in plush form. But. who among us can really say they are real anyway?Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

HE'S SQUISHY AND CUTE AND ADORABLE AND SMOL AND BABY AND DOESN'T KNOW ABCs AND-Design by Matt Gaglione @mansizedmeatbls.

Meet your new camp counsellor! He doesn't know what he's doing. but tell him he's doing a good job by giving him a big hug. Design by: Latticha L and Dylan Langmaid @Dylanwilldo

Note: This item is on pre-order and is expected to begin shipping in late-July.Are you running on angst. sleep deprivation and unresolved issues? Well now you can carry all that. plus your laptop in this Uzi satchel!Designed by: Latticha L and Angelica Zhang